Shit Dawgs

YOU are a SHIT DAWG in a make believe elf game & you want to LEVEL UP. You might be the village idiot or you might be an actual dog; that’s up to you. Problem is, you smell like SHIT no matter what you do & everyone avoids you, so it’s hard to get a job. You been working all your life & know SHIT DAWGS ain’t ever gonna be higher than 3RD LEVEL because of race-is-classism but maybe you can BE THE ONE.